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Soyuzmultfilm
Moscow

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New great troubles
A fairy tale for adults

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Written by 
Morris Slobodskoi & Jakob Kostukovsky

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Directed by Valentina & Zinaida Brumberg

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Art direction Lana Azarkh & Valentin Lalayants

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Music by Yu. Sahulsky
Editor R. Frichinskaya
Assistant director L. Gladkova

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Camera Boris Kotov
Sound George Martynyuk
Cutter E. Tertychnaya

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Animators: I Podgorsky, V Bobrov,
N. Barkovskaya, L Pryabinin, V Shevchebko
G Zebrova, E Vershinina

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Text read by Maria Vinogradova
Production F Ivanov

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This is my mama.

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This is my papa

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This is our cat

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This is me.

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This is Kolya

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This is Kappa

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This my whole family

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I've grown a lot.

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And, after graduating from kindergarten,

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These days I perfectly 
understand what is said at home.

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Mom says that dad "drives" Kappa in vain
to get her to study at the institute!

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Our Kappa makes herself not beautiful 
for the institute

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Somehow she appears there with "three tails"!*
* Could finish even 3 disciplines

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Being without a diploma, 
Kappa stayed at home for a long time

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Mama said to her friend 
"She needs a faithful "Sputnik"*
* husband

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Mama also said:
"In order to prevent the irreparable,

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it's at least necessary 
to look for a "unsold husband"* 
* anyone would do even the worst.

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For Kappa however,
they didn't succeed in finding a husband

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Even the "overlooked"* 
were already snapped up.
* worst husbands

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This is Kolya.

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He does not want to "prick" 
from morning till night.

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Perhaps doesn't want to be a doctor.

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Kolya also doesn't want to be a musician

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He says that he can't "blow the trumpet"* 
all day on the factory floor.
* work hard

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Mom, dad, Kolya and Kappa 
all want to have a Lada-car.

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However their number in line was so high
that it was impossible to buy a car.

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Papa did not want to stand in line
Papa puzzled his head

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"whichever way he wanted to "jump"* the line
* buy out of turn

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One day, on Sunday,

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uncle Senya came to us.

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Uncle introduced papa to a certain man,
 who would hep him buy the car.

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They began thinking and puzzling
they "thought for three"*
*Drank alcohol

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In the morning my uncle's friend immediately was
able to sniff out a secret passage to the base*
*car warehouse.

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He was able to 'pull' a Lada 
'out of the ground'* for us.
* buy illegally

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To wash away the dirt from the car,

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They began to "wash it*" from the pub.
*celebrate the acquisition of a car with alcohol.

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On the same day Kolya called his friend Anton:

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He asked him for the next day 
to bring with him two pretty "old ladies"*
* girls of easy virtues.

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The next day went as follows:
Probably the fuel tank was empty

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Therefor our Kolya 
bought the best suitable "fuel"!*
*Alcohol

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They "refueled" with the "old ladies"

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They were "loaded"* early in the morning
*drunk

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Despite the fact that Kolya was "under the fly"*
He grabbed the "rolls"**!
*Drunk, ** (steering)wheel

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Along the way, around the stalls, 
he "added as much as he could"*
*drank more and more

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On the highway, near the intersection, 
he let pass "a little miss"*
*100 cl vodka

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They sat down to eat on the lawn

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then for some reason they became cross-eyed*...
and caused a grandiose "children's shout"**!
* drunk, ** scandal

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Being in a pleasant mood on the way home
They began to overtake a truck.

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Already near the entrance of the city
Kolya "kissed"* the truck's rear springs.
* clashed into

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A police officer "spotted"* 
Kolya and his cross-eyed friends.
* booked their offenses

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Kolya got "punched a hole"*,
*...into his drivers license (to invalidate it)

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then he was taken to the hospital.

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But now it's time to talk about 
how my sister lives these days.

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Dad calmed mother by
 "removing"Kappa "from his neck"*
* living at his cost

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He "tossed"* her to his deputy
* married her off

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In short, Kappa got married!

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Uncle Lesha was a good husband, 
but my sister said

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Uncle Lesha drinks "like a horse"*
He can drink "three bucket"**
* boozes, **a lot

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One day he came to my dad.
They each took half a bottle.

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They began to "lap up their fill"*
* get drunk

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The next morning they began"to improve"*
* got rid of their hangover

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Mom started crying: our baby is 
"sitting on the a potato"*
* undernourished because of drinking husband

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She said that dad had lead 
"a goat into the garden"*
*appointed a wolf to guard the sheep

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He left Kappa 
"with what her mother gave birth to"*
* naked, with nothing

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father has changed a lot, 
he became friends with the bottle

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It is said that he got accustomed to 
"pouring into his collar"*
*drink a lot

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The director ordered dad to "knot"*
* go cold turkey, stop drinking immediately

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papa listened "to silence"*
*didn't listen

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The next day he was "in an arc"*
 * very drunk

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For dad to get medical treatment 
he got a permit from "the trust"*
*sort of union of companies

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An hour later he came back with the permit,

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but "under the gaz"*
* drunk

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Instead of punishment,
dad was "taken out to a meeting"*
* public scolding at a party meeting

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With papa "nursed" amicably
he strived to set at rest

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But still, to his work 
he comes on his eyebrows*
drunk

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I told to my classmates 
that my dad had become an acrobat.

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each of them was really happy that 
my dad now had become an acrobat.

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My mom tells her friend: 
"He lowers down everything from the house"*
* Spends his property on booze

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Mom always complains: 
"He draws down completely"*
He makes everything go to waste

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All the neighbors scold us

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The old turner, uncle Fyodr, was mad with us.

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Uncle Fyodr said:

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It would be better for you to reflect upon,

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how the bottle, 
wrecks you home worse then a bomb

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Mama cried day and night

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She tied her forehead in a handkerchief,

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her nerves broke down 
and her head was spinning

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Mama needed the Valerian, 
she kept searching for it.

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but...

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since a long time, 
all the bottles of Valerian
had been used up by the cat.

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That's all.

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The end
Thanks to Chapaev & Zhurka75,
subs made by Eus